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Rush Limbaugh gives cheating and race realtions tips to Tiger

2009/12/09

Limbaugh argues that a contributing factor to this bad state of affairs is Tiger Woods’s choice of white mistresses.

“Black unemployment is terrible,” started Limbaugh. “The black frame of mind is terrible. They’re depressed…” After a brief dig at President Obama for failing African-Americans, Limbaugh paused and turned his attention to Woods:

“I’m sure Tiger Woods’ choice of females is not helping ’em out with their attitudes there either.”

Sure Rush you want Tiger to go black and help his “people ” by cheating on his wife with some lovely black ho’s . I know it sounds like another stupid almost insane tid bit out of the fat mans pill hole but I think he’s smarter , well not smart I think he’s got a plan (or a dream ) . Tiger is about 20% black and seems to like white women but he is young and most young men try to nail as many white girls as possible before attempting to handle black women their fathers warned them about ( like they know who their dad is). Rush is secretly trying to get his fan base  ( people who look like him and only know 2 black people Oprah and that guy Calvin at work) to look past their limits , be  open to salt and pepper dating .

Mr Limbaugh likes the black women , he loves the black women , I herd one night high on pills and Hennessy that he said “the darker the berry the sweeter the juice” now that would ruin his reputation as the fat , dumb , smell that he is known for ( hookers charge him extra) . So Tiger who can endorse most anything but gateraide suddenly becomes the media blitz to make the public ( his fat , limited base) accept an almost 80 % white man being with a 100% nubain queen .

Rush wants Tiger to make  black women  “feel ” better by adding them to his booty call speed dial and making them feel wanted . I think it’s kind of sad that  a rich white idiot can’t just admit he likes what he likes and to hell with his reputation . Rush let tiger beat to his own drum and let your love show for the black community you seem to feel so much sympathy for . If everyone just got along black , white , mixed , etc then we shall over come , Rush has a dream and it’s got an ass that won’t quit .

Tiger should remember what he’s good at and keep doing it , the only race that matters is the human race and he has slept with a large number of  it so keep on humping and let Rush elevate the black community that needs some love . The truth is a tough pill to swallow but that’s what Rush does best so grab your pills and pop in a spike lee film with your boo and feel the love of the people you secretly wish accepted you . I also could be wrong and he’s just a fat machine of buzz that needs to vomit silly thoughts like a Nazi rodeo clown , I guess I am a optimist