Posts Tagged ‘Tiger woods’

Rush Limbaugh gives cheating and race realtions tips to Tiger

2009/12/09

Limbaugh argues that a contributing factor to this bad state of affairs is Tiger Woods’s choice of white mistresses.

“Black unemployment is terrible,” started Limbaugh. “The black frame of mind is terrible. They’re depressed…” After a brief dig at President Obama for failing African-Americans, Limbaugh paused and turned his attention to Woods:

“I’m sure Tiger Woods’ choice of females is not helping ’em out with their attitudes there either.”

Sure Rush you want Tiger to go black and help his “people ” by cheating on his wife with some lovely black ho’s . I know it sounds like another stupid almost insane tid bit out of the fat mans pill hole but I think he’s smarter , well not smart I think he’s got a plan (or a dream ) . Tiger is about 20% black and seems to like white women but he is young and most young men try to nail as many white girls as possible before attempting to handle black women their fathers warned them about ( like they know who their dad is). Rush is secretly trying to get his fan base  ( people who look like him and only know 2 black people Oprah and that guy Calvin at work) to look past their limits , be  open to salt and pepper dating .

Mr Limbaugh likes the black women , he loves the black women , I herd one night high on pills and Hennessy that he said “the darker the berry the sweeter the juice” now that would ruin his reputation as the fat , dumb , smell that he is known for ( hookers charge him extra) . So Tiger who can endorse most anything but gateraide suddenly becomes the media blitz to make the public ( his fat , limited base) accept an almost 80 % white man being with a 100% nubain queen .

Rush wants Tiger to make  black women  “feel ” better by adding them to his booty call speed dial and making them feel wanted . I think it’s kind of sad that  a rich white idiot can’t just admit he likes what he likes and to hell with his reputation . Rush let tiger beat to his own drum and let your love show for the black community you seem to feel so much sympathy for . If everyone just got along black , white , mixed , etc then we shall over come , Rush has a dream and it’s got an ass that won’t quit .

Tiger should remember what he’s good at and keep doing it , the only race that matters is the human race and he has slept with a large number of  it so keep on humping and let Rush elevate the black community that needs some love . The truth is a tough pill to swallow but that’s what Rush does best so grab your pills and pop in a spike lee film with your boo and feel the love of the people you secretly wish accepted you . I also could be wrong and he’s just a fat machine of buzz that needs to vomit silly thoughts like a Nazi rodeo clown , I guess I am a optimist

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Fox news failed to report the story of conservative girls gone wild with tiger woods

2009/12/08

By know everyone who goes online and reads the news is well aware of the sex scandal that “main stream” media is too ashamed  to cover . I am sure there is little interest in the details of yet another sex gone rouge story with an athlete who seems to sleep fans instead of giving an autograph . Let’s add a hockey mom and a slutty looking conservative Fox news correspondent and  we can handle one more “huge scandal” . Fox news is afraid of this three’s company incident because it can’t pin any of it on the Liberal elite , only two conservative women with little impulse control when faced with irresistible golf god . The story isn’t that difficult to make digestible, it’s almost so good the way it is I want to eat it plain no sugar.

People understand even the most extreme situations if they aren’t really interested in real news. This story sucked me in ,  I thought  it must be difficult to find refuge and comfort when the whole world is watching  you and the only people who seem to understand are those in the same position , if you add a few drinks in a hotel bar and some sexual tension it makes sense. While I am empathetic to the parties involved  I am also aware of the need to report on situations that have an impact on the people who need to find out the truth,  even if the truth  and facts are a little fuzzy .  This story should be debated and exposed enough to allow the junk news junkie to eat . Do I care that a racist , lying ,news tart  that had her tongue in the mouth of a whack job almost vice president ? No , well a little but I do think the fact that both these “cougars ” did it with a somewhat black and much younger Tiger  are worth  exposure. I don’t mind the details of the drunken orgy of overexposed people who drive 75 % of the online arguments , that’s the reason I have a computer  and that’s why Fox news exists . While the main details are difficult to verify it still has the look  of the  perfect  “vertical scandal integration “.

This story generates the kind of attention that can’t be ignored  at least not by Fox news which seems to be unable to handle the fair and balanced gift it was given all wrapped up with a bow. The New York times is too specific and fact needy , TMZ  can’t come up with any audio or camera phone photo’s to make it fit their style  but Fox ? This is their bread and butter and  instead of running with it they  are frozen like a scared little deer caught in the laser sight of Ted Nuggets gun,  it’s pathetic . What do you get for a news channel that doesn’t need any news ?  How about  EVERYTHING , all rolled up into one huge Glenn Beck head explosion with  ratings  that shoot like a rocket so fast it penetrates mars like a security point in the White House . I know this will get berried with the bodies under Bill O’Reilly’s  sex dungeon and all I can do is use my voice to say “I am not fed up and I  can take it  a lot more , take it , take it , more , more oh god please more” .  I guess if something is too  simple and  you don’t need to do anything but report it , Fox doesn’t know what to do ? They picked the wrong time to wonder if it’s too good to be true ? who cares  just tell me the things that are too good and I will let some buzz kill “journalist” tell me the truth .  So Ann Coulter can go down on Sara Pallin all she wants and tiger can hit that from the back like he’ s integrating Ann’s “whites only” country club  it’s ok   nobody will find out . This story won’t matter because nobody (on basic cable) seems to have the faith in america’s endless ability to consume rumors , lies and meaningless commentary .